Wednesday, November 16, 2011

SCREENPRINTING FOR D-D-D-DUMMIES

Sup fools. Screenprinting for dummies hunh? Well, check this shit...


Who's a dummy now, hunh? SAID, WHO'S A DUMMY NOW?!?! Obviously it's not me cause I'm cranking out this baller screenprint. So if i'm not the dummy then who is?!?!
Think about it.
ANSWER: me

How's it done (says the imaginary peoples on the other end of the computer screen)? Pay attention and I'll show you. But first, a couple google search words to boost that traffic. Gonna be bumper to bumper on the information superhighway, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?!?!?!
knombsayin?

Dear google,

HANNAH MONTANA

PANCAKE RECIPE

FINE ART

OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

MIDGET PORN

That should confuse the internet police for a while. Thank you for your patience.

ONE: SOULJA UP


Crank that green and purple stuff. Don't forget the T-Brown. For all the n00bz out there that means transparent brown. Who the hell notices T-Brown? Prolly only me. Don't care. I do it anyways cause that's the way I roll. T-Brown in the house.

TWO: BING BANG BOOM HOW HE DONE IT



One screen. Patch and print bitch. PATCH. N. PRINT. Like a quilt up in this bitch. Cept polyester monofilament, painters tape, and craft paper makes for a crap blanket. C'est la vie. 
(p.s. that's italian french if you didn't know)

THREE: SHAPOW


Hit that print up with that baller ass key layer and you set son! Alls thats lefts is a little tweaking of the visual nipples if you catch my drift, son.... Talkin T-Black, T-White, maybe a little brown for the stache and we set. Stacks on stacks on stacks. 5000.

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